i'm beginning to see the light: teen-heat: maisonmartinmargielous: there is literally nothing a man... (x)

teen-heat:

maisonmartinmargielous:

there is literally nothing a man who I am not attracted to in any shape or form can do to make me want him

I hate this idea that there are tips and tricks to getting women like the fact that you have to essentially deceive and disguise yourself in…

Message me a body part, this looks so interesting Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?

beerbefore:

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

it’s a parabox.

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sodamnrelatable:

 

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chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

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egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

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iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

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Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob jobs or lip enhancements or liposuction are still real women. Size 0 may make no sense mathematically, but a woman who wears that size is as real as the one who wears a size 16. What makes us “real” people is not the shape of our flesh but our basic humanity. And we lose our humanity when we judge – not when we lose weight, gain weight, or make the intensely personal decision to undergo cosmetic surgery.

- Hugo Schwyzer (via arpeggia)

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do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

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simsgonewrong:

So my sim made this face..and then her butt went up in flames.

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

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kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

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biologytextbook:

when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world

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simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

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