beerbefore:

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

it’s a parabox.

(via beckie0)

sodamnrelatable:

 

(via norem0rse)

chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

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egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

(via leonmcgann)

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iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via kushjesus420)

Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob jobs or lip enhancements or liposuction are still real women. Size 0 may make no sense mathematically, but a woman who wears that size is as real as the one who wears a size 16. What makes us “real” people is not the shape of our flesh but our basic humanity. And we lose our humanity when we judge – not when we lose weight, gain weight, or make the intensely personal decision to undergo cosmetic surgery.

- Hugo Schwyzer (via arpeggia)

(via chlochloariadne)

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

(via intheskybeingaloner)

simsgonewrong:

So my sim made this face..and then her butt went up in flames.

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

(via pharlapsbitch)

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(via dollydoctor)

biologytextbook:

when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world

(via norem0rse)

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

(via norem0rse)

newpope:

boys in nice clothes (◕‿◕✿)
boys in no clothes (≖‿≖✿)

(via dollydoctor)

baconlyfe:

what the fuck do you want

(via mtnbudew)