let’s have a moment of silence for the most attractive disney characters that were only alive for 2 minutes of the film
so tarzan’s dad is jared padalecki
if you look hard enough his mom is jensen ackles
and Tarzan is like a baby Misha….
What is wrong with this fandom?
- Mother: *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
- baby: b...b-...
- Mother: *stops*...Your first words!
- baby: B-B...
- Mother: C'mon sweetie, you c--
- baby: BE QUIET TIFFANY
- Mother: W-...W-
- Baby: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
- Mother: I-I--
- Baby: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
- Mother: ...
- Baby: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF
ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food
on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”
tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob
boo is one letter from boob too tho
life is just full of miracles
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
So my life that I almost cannot